March 2012
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lowercasesncapitals replied to your post: okay we get it you wanna fuck each other please…
Oh my goddddd!!!!! SEXXX!!!! LOLZ. I love you :))
Hahaha I mean… maybe I’m just being a jealous cynical teenager but come on now. Text or something! I don’t wanna see you flirting -____- I love you too hehe <3
okay we get it you wanna fuck each other please stop displaying it all over twitter before i puke thank you
this has been a passive agressive blog post
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Do you believe in fate?
Or is it merely coincidence?
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February 2012
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Trufax
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Need you like water in my fucking lungs, man
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When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of...
– Tim Burton (via littlefoxpaws)
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Whenever I ask people to hang out I feel like they say yes so they won’t make me feel bad and then they plan on making an excuse not to hang out when the time comes.
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